dearest to my coolest smella, please edate me. i've been thinking of you for the past 5 months on mccentral. merely looking at your discord profile picture arouses me to the highest extent. i could dream of having you on my shoulders as we walk together across a grass field reminiscing of the times we've had together. i want to treat you like the queen you are, taking in your kids, caring for them, and nurturing them with you. i want to be with you till we grow old and weary, having you by my side as we walk into retirement after investing our careers into the mccentral community. the mere thought of you makes the hairs back of my neck stand up. the thought of your voice makes my toes curl. i want you coolella, so very much. please the favor and accept this invitation to go on a minecraft date with me. xoxo, mxggs
Here speaking on behalf of "Cool Smella". I regret to inform you that sadly Ella is currently unavailable, and is unable to go on any Minecraft dates with anyone at the moment, as she is too busy going on real-life dates with my grandad. Trust me, I'm as crushed about it as you, hopefully, one day she will give me a chance instead of my grandad, till then I just gotta put up with her not knowing how to scan things at the self check out at Tesco and her strange addiction to cake. Get in line my dude, trust me, she's most likely too short for you.
This is outstanding. I shed some tears, can't lie. Truly amazing and inspiring. If I were her I would be all over you after reading this post. Good luck man!!
This is more entertaining than a mobie. Will the protagonist win her/him/them over? Wait 2 weeks to find out the next plot twist.
What an inspirational statement. Just reading that inspired me to be the next nelson mandela. CoolElla if you reject this absolute unit , I hope all your sunshine and rainbows turn into dark clouds. Mxggs is ready to do 9 - 5 shifts at the local Al shabibs kehab's to get to you, I hope you appreciate that.
I stopped farming on Skyblock 1 to read this, and boy, I was NOT disappointed. Ella, mxggs sounds like the whole package, but hey it's not my place to speak on your behalf.
bro is there actually a thread here dedicated to simping for a rando srmod and to think I used to use the forums for actual serious posts damn I've been doing it all wrong
